FREE VIRTUAL UNIVERSITY: the Modist University
HEALTH AS THE STUDY OF INCIDENCE
TEMPORAL DISORDERS
Temporal Glitch
Attracted by exceptional evidence and
exceptional attention; compounded in
institutional variation in which institution has
exceptional evidence, and individual also has
exceptional evidence or attention. Also
caused by rare paradoxical consciousness,
e.g. 'artificial authenticity imbalance' or psychic
event.
DISEASE ONTOLOGY
Medical Prescription Disorder
The spread of disease by the study of
medicine. A form of consciousness disorder.
Cured by intellectual panacea.
INTELLECTUAL DISORDERS
Intellectual Blanket Disorder
Caused by exceptional merit and obscurity,
or conversely extreme popularity and dubious
merits; variations include the rare magnific
virtuism, magical poetic mood disorder,
bureaucratic power syndrome, and animal
identification obscurity disorder.
OBJECT DISORDERS
Car Disorders
Blue Car Disorder
Caused by African Americans with
short haircuts; relativity disorder
variation: attracts African Americans with
big hair.
Convertible Disorder
Caused by the significance of
diarrhea.
SUBTLE HEALTH CONCEPT